1 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:14,709 I have always felt a real tension between Alex the wise and Alex the naughty. 2 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,902 Alex the wise man arrives time to work, 3 00:00:23,101 --> 00:00:26,265 do sports every day, calls to his mother 4 00:00:26,353 --> 00:00:28,561 and recycles waste. 5 00:00:31,341 --> 00:00:34,561 Naughty Alex does what he likes 6 00:00:34,562 --> 00:00:36,669 and began to ruin my life. 7 00:00:58,007 --> 00:00:59,655 Shit. 8 00:01:06,395 --> 00:01:07,736 Hey. 9 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,662 Hey, Nicholas. 10 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:17,831 Nico. 11 00:01:18,735 --> 00:01:21,959 There is only my mother and the state of New York who call me Nicolas. 12 00:01:22,075 --> 00:01:24,935 - I have to go to work. - Do you mind if I take a shower? 13 00:01:25,977 --> 00:01:29,849 It doesn't work and I'm already late, sorry. 14 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:36,385 - Are you doing well ? - I was really drunk last night. 15 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:40,145 -Alex... - I shouldn't have poured my heart out like that. 16 00:01:41,053 --> 00:01:42,642 I know that's not the reason why you came here. 17 00:01:42,677 --> 00:01:46,871 No one has ever entrusted to me like that. 18 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,933 - It was truly incredible. - Annoying. 19 00:01:48,968 --> 00:01:52,265 Were you surprised by your ex with her husband and her baby. 20 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:56,057 - Everyone would have freaked out. - I wasn't surprised. 21 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,065 Okay and you call How then? 22 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:05,813 It was a pleasure to do your knowledge, Nico. 23 00:02:12,118 --> 00:02:14,043 I really need to pee. 24 00:02:15,725 --> 00:02:19,020 My sister is here, he She shouldn't see you. 25 00:02:26,572 --> 00:02:28,680 - Hey! - Hello. 26 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:32,133 Nice, your t-shirt, I love Victory Furnace. 27 00:02:32,134 --> 00:02:34,001 Oh my God, they're awesome, aren't they? 28 00:02:34,002 --> 00:02:36,601 I've seen all their concerts since the CMJ festival, two years ago. 29 00:02:36,602 --> 00:02:38,137 It's so cool. 30 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:56,403 - That's unexpected. - For what ? 31 00:02:56,884 --> 00:03:00,516 I don't know. I expected � boom, boom. 32 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:04,242 - Not in the morning. - You have a sensitive side. 33 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:07,185 - I didn't know bankers had one. - Lawyers. 34 00:03:07,777 --> 00:03:09,663 You said you were working for a bank. 35 00:03:12,336 --> 00:03:15,899 - These are my clients. - Do you like what you do? 36 00:03:16,222 --> 00:03:18,527 - Does that exist? - Yes. 37 00:03:19,063 --> 00:03:21,545 I was good at school, I received an offer from a large firm. 38 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,028 I earn a very good living. I think I'm a winner. 39 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,967 I have to go to work now. 40 00:03:26,775 --> 00:03:29,514 - Are you not high anymore? - No, not really. 41 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,376 - Are you...? - It's time to leave. 42 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:39,848 - You're a great passive. - I'm not a liability. 43 00:04:10,027 --> 00:04:13,220 Alright, boys. Dad has to go to work. 44 00:04:16,664 --> 00:04:20,176 - I should go too. - No need to speed. 45 00:04:22,224 --> 00:04:23,529 All right. 46 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:26,327 We're going to eat with Scott and Daniel this evening. 47 00:04:26,615 --> 00:04:28,972 Don't forget to bring me back your work scanner. 48 00:04:29,808 --> 00:04:31,152 See you tonight. 49 00:04:43,412 --> 00:04:45,651 It was a pleasure to get to know you. 50 00:04:52,228 --> 00:04:56,540 - Do you do this often? - You're the first. 51 00:04:56,748 --> 00:04:58,148 Are you serious? 52 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,191 - How was I? - Truly incredible. 53 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,615 - What was hot? - When you were on your back 54 00:05:07,744 --> 00:05:11,824 and you were always completely with me while Will penetrated you. 55 00:05:11,928 --> 00:05:16,248 I kissed you and moved my hand so that you feel involved too. 56 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:19,145 You are really talented for threesomes. 57 00:05:19,423 --> 00:05:23,925 I didn't know we could maintain this kind of connection with so many things which are happening at the same time. 58 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,399 Are you also good at two? 59 00:05:30,443 --> 00:05:35,310 - Are you working today? - I think I'll tell them that I'm too gay to work today. 60 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:43,529 - Nick will be available in a minute. - Do you know why he called me? 61 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,079 - Yeah. - Are you going to tell me? 62 00:05:47,217 --> 00:05:50,672 I stress as if I had been called in the principal's office. 63 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,800 I can't tell you, you're going to freak out. 64 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:57,744 I'm not going to freak out. Is this Have you ever seen me freak out? 65 00:05:59,905 --> 00:06:02,286 Well, have you seen me before? freaking out about work? 66 00:06:02,389 --> 00:06:05,101 You freak out almost every day for one reason or another. 67 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:09,868 - I have been an assistant here for two years. - Two years? Wow. 68 00:06:09,988 --> 00:06:12,841 I know. Wellesley degrees are no longer what they were. 69 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,655 - I'm going to suggest he give you a promotion. - No need. 70 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:17,937 I'm starting at Urban Dining next week. 71 00:06:17,938 --> 00:06:19,661 It's great. Congratulations. 72 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:21,948 You should come see me, I hire freelancers. 73 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:24,507 - What... What? - Ah, there's Nick. 74 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:29,141 Alex, good to see you. We are making some changes 75 00:07:01,783 --> 00:07:04,766 Sorry, sorry. I don't don't even know. 76 00:07:06,223 --> 00:07:08,821 It's like cucumber maki. They give you cucumber and avocado, 77 00:07:08,856 --> 00:07:11,027 but it's not really sushi since there are no fish. 78 00:07:11,278 --> 00:07:13,208 Alex, what are you doing here? 79 00:07:13,869 --> 00:07:16,564 In this case, we know well what that wise Alex would do. 80 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:21,044 He would spend time with his sister, he would be nice to his friend, 81 00:07:21,045 --> 00:07:24,488 he would accept the kindness of a boy cute who saw me when I was we don't may more vulnerable. 82 00:07:28,706 --> 00:07:31,800 You all have to leave, immediately. 83 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:39,747 - Could you pass me your number? - Yeah, I'll take you to the Le Bain bar. 84 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:45,248 THANKS. 85 00:07:45,868 --> 00:07:47,933 - Hi. - Hi. 86 00:07:51,456 --> 00:07:53,360 - Who was that? - Matt. 87 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:55,807 - Who is Matt? - Zo�'s friend. 88 00:07:55,904 --> 00:07:58,152 - Did he spend the night here? - What does that change? 89 00:07:58,153 --> 00:07:59,460 Jamie! 90 00:07:59,461 --> 00:08:00,864 What ? 91 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:06,683 I just think you shouldn't bring guys you don't know back here. 92 00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:08,533 We just kissed. 93 00:08:11,219 --> 00:08:14,459 - It's him. - Go ahead. 94 00:08:22,525 --> 00:08:26,066 I have to start from scratch and I offer another chance to Alex the wise. 95 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:45,050 Goodbye Alex the naughty.. 96 00:08:46,479 --> 00:08:48,384 What would wise Alex do? 97 00:08:52,528 --> 00:08:55,486 Hey. It's Alex from last night. 98 00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:59,539 Yeah, that's why I'm calling. 99 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:05,163 - Don't you have to be at work? - It's my day off. 100 00:09:05,651 --> 00:09:09,227 - What are you doing ? - I work in a clothing store. 101 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:14,154 But I studied design at FIT. You work in fashion too, right? 102 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:18,123 I am a creator for a brand for men quite important. 103 00:09:21,152 --> 00:09:24,094 - Is that from you? - Yeah. 104 00:09:27,455 --> 00:09:32,190 - It doesn't look like a men's brand. - It's not for work. 105 00:09:32,895 --> 00:09:34,694 These are things I want to do. 106 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:39,248 You have to make them happen. It has to be. 107 00:09:39,335 --> 00:09:42,575 - It would be a crime not to do so. - I don't know. And then what do I do? 108 00:09:42,687 --> 00:09:45,114 Oh my God, you throw your own brand, 109 00:09:45,194 --> 00:09:47,683 passes on Project Runway, shows at Fashion Week. 110 00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:49,883 - It's not as simple as that. - Of course it is. 111 00:09:50,027 --> 00:09:52,955 Otherwise, it wouldn't happen all the time on TV 112 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,947 Will told me to do it too. 113 00:09:58,074 --> 00:10:02,003 I find that I should wait and expand my address book. 114 00:10:02,004 --> 00:10:06,002 I think you should do what for you are gifted and what makes you happy. 115 00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:14,016 And for this, am I good? 116 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:20,678 Since I devoted myself entirely to my sex blog, 117 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,101 I haven't written another only word of my novel. 118 00:10:23,512 --> 00:10:26,045 That's the first thing that would change. 119 00:10:32,995 --> 00:10:35,977 Maybe it's because of the blog that Alex the villain had become uncontrollable. 120 00:10:36,315 --> 00:10:39,193 The more adventures I had, the more popular he was. 121 00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:42,786 But people read my life as if it were porn. 122 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,542 I put a lot of thought into it, 123 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:48,141 but in the end, It was only for jerking off. 124 00:10:55,911 --> 00:11:00,404 - Did you call a plumber? - Yes, the shower sucks. 125 00:11:00,439 --> 00:11:02,359 I'm going to inspect your plumbing. 126 00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:10,727 The drain is blocked. I'm going to have to take my ferret out. 127 00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:13,687 Very good. 128 00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:17,775 - Do you shave your hair? - What ? 129 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:21,007 No, because it can easily block the drain. 130 00:11:22,064 --> 00:11:26,579 - Oh, uh, yes, I shave. - I cut them. 131 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,915 It makes everything appear bigger. See? 132 00:11:34,299 --> 00:11:37,283 - Pretty. - It's hard to convince my girlfriend to take care of it. 133 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:40,387 I wouldn't want her to have hairs stuck between teeth. 134 00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:43,362 When did she leave charged for the last time? 135 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,914 His sister is staying with us, so it's been weeks. 136 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,546 It will soon be necessary that I draw one. 137 00:11:58,649 --> 00:12:00,777 Alex, are you there? 138 00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:06,715 This was going to be harder than I thought thought I was Alex the Wise. 139 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,721 - Where is my statuette of Henepola? - I don't know if I should be 140 00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:22,764 impressed or terrified. How did you find me? 141 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:25,613 Give it back to me. You took it from me bedside table and I want it back. 142 00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:27,312 And what do I receive in return? 143 00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:32,526 I left that for you, so that you remember my smell. 144 00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:35,564 I am not part of the world of hippies where we barter whenever we want. 145 00:12:35,599 --> 00:12:38,492 No, you live in the world bankers where everything 146 00:12:38,527 --> 00:12:39,866 has a price but you take it all likewise what you want. 147 00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:42,901 - Well, I'll find it myself. - You attach a lot of importance to your objects. 148 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,602 to this object, yes. 149 00:12:51,322 --> 00:12:56,524 You know, you're a real cliché. �i�ek? Are you vegan too? 150 00:12:56,636 --> 00:12:58,276 Since I was 15. 151 00:13:00,756 --> 00:13:03,940 You think you're original, huh? That you live your little life? 152 00:13:04,037 --> 00:13:06,317 You're just a clone of another species. 153 00:13:06,461 --> 00:13:08,404 You are more conformist than me. 154 00:13:08,508 --> 00:13:10,940 - Ah, you think you know me now? - Yeah. 155 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:13,925 You didn't even ask me a single question question about me last night. 156 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:18,288 - You are completely egocentric. - No. I don't care, that's all. 157 00:13:18,353 --> 00:13:21,097 You represent everything who is going wrong in the world. 158 00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:23,585 A white gay man who thinks that everything is due to him and 159 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:26,289 who tries to consume as much as possible to feel nothing real. 160 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:28,710 And you are just one stinky hippie and klepto. 161 00:13:28,745 --> 00:13:31,131 - And you are a stalker. - You're a psychopath. 162 00:13:50,027 --> 00:13:51,332 Are you giving up already? 163 00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:57,780 Oh, it came from Beltane! 164 00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:10,642 -Quer algo meu? -You dar algo meu. 165 00:14:27,445 --> 00:14:29,137 Are you sure you're not passive? 166 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:34,486 Go ahead then. Otherwise, move and let me lead the dance. 167 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,268 - Where are you going? - Hood. 168 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:49,100 - You didn't wear one yesterday though. - You don't remember? 169 00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:56,016 Ah, you're like that then. Well, maybe yes, maybe no. 170 00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:02,450 I don't know if I'm going to put one on. You're going to have to take the risk. 171 00:15:03,061 --> 00:15:05,401 You're so much more exciting when you don't speak. 172 00:15:10,624 --> 00:15:13,007 - I'm going to cum inside you, is that what you want? - Yeah. 173 00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:17,402 - Do you want everything inside? - Go ahead. 174 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,615 You will have my sperm inside you. 175 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,848 - I am HIV positive. - What ? 176 00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:29,225 - Isn't that what you want? - Are you serious? 177 00:15:30,086 --> 00:15:33,608 - You never asked. - You're psychotic. 178 00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:37,123 Oh, I hurt you with my big dose of harsh reality? 179 00:15:39,435 --> 00:15:41,346 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 180 00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:45,570 You take better care of your business only for yourself. 181 00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:48,305 It looks like someone's body who doesn't take care of himself? 182 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:51,845 outside, perhaps. But inside, you seem like a very unhappy person. 183 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,261 Anything. 184 00:15:53,262 --> 00:15:55,960 You have an Occupy poster Wall Street hanging on the wall. 185 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:58,667 You are the very definition of a loser. 186 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,206 Oh my God. 187 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:17,307 We stayed in bed the whole time day. Will will be home soon. 188 00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:20,443 We can pick up where we stopped this morning. 189 00:16:21,427 --> 00:16:25,060 - We are expected for dinner. - Ah OK. 190 00:16:25,811 --> 00:16:28,419 Back to reality then. 191 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:39,139 - I had a wonderful day. - Yes, me too. 192 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,776 We should put back One of these days? 193 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:46,919 Yes, maybe. 194 00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:54,583 - Do you want to give me your number? - All right. 195 00:17:09,565 --> 00:17:11,174 Hey, sorry for the delay. 196 00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:16,900 We are ready. 197 00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:21,157 - THANKS. - THANKS. 198 00:17:22,982 --> 00:17:25,053 I was really happy to have to hear from you so quickly. 199 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:28,966 There are so many guys playing, you see. Like, don't call for three days. 200 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:32,797 - I'm afraid I broke the rules. - Are we still reading that? 201 00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:35,485 - What ? - The rules. 202 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:40,769 It was fashionable a few years ago years, like a dating guide 203 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:45,562 and it explained how to play, how to be a good girl, etc... 204 00:17:45,785 --> 00:17:49,929 I didn't follow the rules, it made me me a good girl or a naughty girl? 205 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:55,425 I'm almost sure that by calling me so quickly, it made you a villain. 206 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:04,541 Hey, it's just a stupid book. Otherwise, what are you working in? 207 00:18:05,425 --> 00:18:09,037 Could we avoid talk about work? Does that bother you? 208 00:18:09,165 --> 00:18:11,933 No. With my best friend, we were just saying to ourselves 209 00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:15,965 that in New York, it is almost always the first question we ask 210 00:18:15,966 --> 00:18:18,771 and it's strange that we is defined in this way. 211 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,577 And it's always followed by “where did you study?” 212 00:18:22,264 --> 00:18:24,848 That was my next question. 213 00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:32,119 - So, what do you like to talk about? - I don't know. Do you watch the series Scandal? 214 00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:34,479 To tell the truth, I don't have a TV. 215 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,815 - But you do have a computer, right? - Yes 216 00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:39,750 I hate when people say That's like 217 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,758 if they refused to lower themselves at the level of television, 218 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,730 but they all watch Netflix secretly on their computer. 219 00:18:45,765 --> 00:18:49,828 It's true, I'm in a relationship with my Netflix account, 220 00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:53,748 my sofa and my Chinese food delivery man. So hands off. 221 00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:56,284 I am impressed that suits you. 222 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:58,767 I'm really struggling to remain faithful 223 00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:00,460 Only one Chinese restaurant. 224 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,706 Gentlemen, the dishes of the day are 225 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,374 the half head of lamb, pig's trotter 226 00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:08,750 for two with onions braised wild 227 00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:11,805 and whole roasted chicken with salad cabbage and wild onion. 228 00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:14,005 Did you say lamb's head? 229 00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:17,102 Yes, it's the cheek and the brains, served on toasted bread. 230 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,990 Oh, and we're out of burgers. 231 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:24,580 - I'll need a minute. - THANKS. 232 00:19:24,615 --> 00:19:26,277 Are you kidding? 233 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,426 I sometimes have the impression that restaurants have exceeded 234 00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:32,310 all terminals. Finally, who eats this? 235 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,673 This is one of my places favorites in town. 236 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,022 You will love it. 237 00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:42,621 - Hi. - Hey. 238 00:19:43,822 --> 00:19:46,965 - How was your day? - Very good, and you? 239 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,230 - GOOD. - Did you bring back the scanner? 240 00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:56,933 Sorry, that slipped my mind. head. I'll bring him back tomorrow. 241 00:19:58,325 --> 00:20:01,405 - Are you ready to go? - Give me ten minutes. 242 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,712 All right. 243 00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:12,138 I am in a phase where I read only Russian literature. 244 00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:16,665 - Have you ever read Dostoyevsky? - No. 245 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:20,548 I have the impression that Russian novels are truly contemporary. 246 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:24,120 - Because there are many similarities... - This whole story of Alex the Wise 247 00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:27,423 wasn't going very well. I'm on a date, 248 00:20:27,512 --> 00:20:30,712 I have the most incredible attraction physicality that I have ever felt, 249 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:36,128 but it's with the guy at the table next door. Wise Alex wouldn't do that. 250 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:43,744 ...a lot of what Twitter and Facebook are. See, it's all of us now. 251 00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,917 Alex the wise does not see not the handsome man in the suit 252 00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,434 Alex the wise concentrates on his appointment. 253 00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:52,870 What if he was the perfect man for me and that, 254 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:57,134 by a twist of fate, Alex the wise Was she supposed to meet him? 255 00:20:57,135 --> 00:20:59,586 What if I were Gwyneth Paltrow and that he was the British and 256 00:20:59,587 --> 00:21:02,288 that I had missed it in the metro and that this was our last chance? 257 00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:05,289 It really couldn't be Naughty Alex. Maybe Alex the Wise 258 00:21:05,324 --> 00:21:08,289 would follow him into the toilet just to go greet him. 259 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:10,553 The problem is not let Naughty Alex win. 260 00:21:10,588 --> 00:21:14,202 The problem is knowing which is which. 261 00:21:14,237 --> 00:21:17,817 My God, am I boring you? I can be a real geek sometimes. 262 00:21:17,852 --> 00:21:20,344 Oh, no. No way. 263 00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:24,896 Excuse me for a moment? 264 00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:27,419 I'm sorry, I have to I go to the toilet. 265 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,829 Of course. 266 00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:39,562 - Hey. - Hi. 267 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,578 You ruined my date. 268 00:21:41,995 --> 00:21:44,309 I can't get to you take your eyes off. 269 00:21:45,547 --> 00:21:48,442 We've been fucking each other for 45 minutes from the look and it's a 270 00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:51,362 of my experiences the most exciting. 271 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,983 - What the hell is happening to me? - Destiny. 272 00:22:20,362 --> 00:22:23,906 - What is that? - Do you like that? 273 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:29,169 It's the biggest cock that I ever... 274 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,086 Are you doing well ? 275 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,646 - Sorry. - Don't apologize. 276 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,758 Although you are the first person to almost fainted without even taking it... 277 00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:49,358 - I got fired today. - Sorry. 278 00:22:52,231 --> 00:22:55,975 I'm a horrible brother, a horrible boyfriend 279 00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:59,835 - and I'm the worst date in the world. - No, no. 280 00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:04,958 - You're just sitting at the wrong table.. - Are we... 281 00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:13,474 can you do that well? I don't know not even what your name is. 282 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:18,974 -Josh. - I'm Alex. 283 00:23:21,511 --> 00:23:26,751 Next Friday, Same time, same table. 284 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,230 - Great. - Come here. 285 00:23:32,406 --> 00:23:35,150 - Are you okay? - Yes 286 00:23:35,255 --> 00:23:37,903 Good. Return to your date. 287 00:23:51,522 --> 00:23:55,235 - Sorry. - How are you ? You are all red. 288 00:23:57,835 --> 00:24:01,147 Look, I really had a strange day. 289 00:24:01,811 --> 00:24:06,991 -Would it bother you if we cut this meeting short? - No, no problem. 290 00:24:07,543 --> 00:24:09,591 I'll ask for the bill. 291 00:24:12,123 --> 00:24:15,414 If I were incapable of discern good from evil 292 00:24:15,449 --> 00:24:18,810 how could I improve things? If there are no rules for dating 293 00:24:18,845 --> 00:24:20,802 and we stop trust each other, 294 00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:24,048 how should we behave? Was I following my heart 295 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,672 where was it my dick who directed me? 296 00:24:28,171 --> 00:24:30,968 And was it this attraction intense that made me sick 297 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,695 or was it just this restaurant where do we eat the whole animal?